David

David is a frequent contributor to the Operation chat and is a member of the Frobber community. Legend has it that his legs are still sore from the 8th grade pacer test (taken in 2012) to this very day.

Has been spotted frequently at McDonalds around midnight, taking out tabs and IOUs for 4 piece McNuggets

Suspected Bunker Island Camper

Complains about Arma's replayability whenver he plays with Max but actually loves the game

Still doesnt have his fucking permit the lazy cunt (Edit: he does now, but he's still lazy)

Also known as:

Lancelot

Abu Hajaar

BIS

Hobbies
 * Asking Max how his cryptocurrency is doing
 * Talking about his dog
 * Failing thermo (8 percent pass rate bro)
 * Being beta around girls
 * doing the kay pasa ritual
 * Worshipping Luke
 * Taking out IOUs

Memorable Quotes

"Tight Squad"

"One sink to rule them all"

"(something about Luke and his ex that causes Luke to hit him)"

"Max you're a terrible chef?"

"Gun!"

"We have to let the meadow repopulate"

"Customers???"

"Can I shoot him"

"my name is BIS"

"Shouldn't you be in a sweatshop?"

"That's pretty nutty"

"Save some pussy for the rest of us"

"You cut that out now, or you're going home in an ambulance"

"Sniper's got tele"

"You're a waste of a cumshot"

"Any major life updates?"

"How many dicks you suck at Vassar?"

"Que pasa"

"pasa"

"chief"