War Machine



The War Machine became operational on June 5, 2017. In the short period since, the War Machine has executed countless missions, and served as the primary vehicle of Operation: Frobber. The War Machine replaced the POS, which served as interim Frobber vehicle before graduation.

"A bigass lifted black police truck THAT SOMEONE WHO HAS FRAGILE MASCULINITY DRIVES LITERALLY EVERYWHERE IN.

This fucking truck gets 12.7 miles per gallon and has police lights, Bose surround sound audio, and a damn bumper meant for ramming beta cars like Priuses.'  

War Machine was used in Operation: Frobber and served an important role in scaring high school drug dealers and blasting "Mask Off" at 2 A.M.

The truck is the living reincarnation of the "Battle Wagon", God rest its soul."